Biker Builder Jesse James has auctioned off his bike coffin. The recently troubled Jesse James, exposed for having a series of affairs while married to Sandra Bullock, recently listed collectible auctions for a bike and a coffin under his eBay account. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, suddenly here’s some really weird stuff.

Monster Garage motorcycle mechanic Jesse James is selling a 1937 Elgin Skylark Bluebird and a 1941 Colson Firestone Super Cruiser. He also has a couple of Bates Chopper seat pads, an Indian Chief aluminium cans, and a West Coast Choppers bathroom sign that reads “Fuck Off.” In fact, Jesse has so much stuff that he could create his own pawn shop that could include his La France gas mask and two mini coffins. Seems like he’s really starving for cash right now. I can’t imagine how much his attorney bill is, but surely it can’t be as bad as Tony Hayward’s Attorney Bill.

You think you’re rich? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Tony Hayward, CEO of BP who is responsible for the largest oil spill in US history, has a pretty ugly bill coming soon. He could be responsible for hundreds, if not thousands of legal suits from fisheries, environmental groups, US states, private citizens, the list goes on and on. His little gaffe, probably due to lack of sleep on his platinum-fiber-lined luxury bed. You know, the one we discussed on Episode 2 of Universe of Luxury. Anyway, he should get some sleep. I don’t think the accommodations in prison will be quite as comfortable.