Can you feel it? Summer is almost here! It’s time for all those spoiled little brats to hit up their rich parents for a $9000 water slide.

From Hammacher Schlemmer’s summer catalog comes the perfect way to raise your middle finger to the dwindling economy, and everyone else for that matter. The Gigantic Water Play Slide is a 16′ high water slide designed for fun in the sun. The resilient structure is very difficult to puncture as it is constructed of a layer of commercial-grade, 1,000 denier polyester fabric sandwiched between two layers of 28 oz. Every strong seam is hot-air sealed, and the PVC is treated to block damaging UV rays. Say goodbye to your orange floaties.

No doubt the quality is there, but the slide will set you back an absurd $9,000. It doesn’t include an air pump either. That’s an extra $70. Happy summer.

More info: Hammacher Schlemmer

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